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Lafayette Reynolds  //  Merlottes Fry Hookuh

Oct 21 / 4:33pm

Official True Blood Twitter Thursday Mixtweet

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Ever since @SookieBonTemps created True Blood Twitter Thursday we've been searching for ways to easily view the show. We've finally found a service that allows you to view the stream in real time. Mixtweet is an awesome service that lets you group people into viewable lists that update in real time.

Mixtweet has even given us our own True Blood url mixtweet.com/trueblood

For each True Blood Twitter Thursday we will update the list with the characters that will be part of that weeks story. So the list will change accordingly all you need to do is follow along. 

You can even login with twitter and use Mixtweet to tweet from just like a twitter client. Create your own viewing lists as well. I've been using it and the interface is so streamlined and simplified it makes grouping people super simple and fun. 

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Oct 15 / 9:25am

VOTE fo' me!

@SookieBonTemps added me to da open web awards fo' most interesting twitter user ta follow. I'm blushin'. Will ya'll vote fo me?

Click da pic

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Sep 30 / 2:55pm

Last time on True Blood Twitter

Lets see where da hell are we?

Ok So @VampireBill was vamp napped and nobody knows where da hell he is. @SarahNewlin shows up at Merlotte's cryin' ta @jasonBT about a vamp @SteveNewlinjr has tied up in da FotS basement. Is da hookuh lyin'? Who knows but anybody wit hair dat big is hidin' somethin' and it aint her secret puddin' recipe.

So @jasonBT thought he was going to be the hero and drive @SarahNewlin back ta Dallas and free @VampireBill. I know da boy is lackin' IQ's fo' every inch but I didn't think he was that dumb. Our lil' mind reader over heard them and ran home snatched @JessicaHamby off a trucker and took they ass ta Dallas. So @SookieBonTemps and @JessicaHamby were in hot pursuit of @SarahNewlin and @jasonBT.

@SookieBonTemps texts @jasonBT tellin' him ta go to Carmilla Hotel and wait for her and they would make a plan at rescuin' @VampireBill. So Sookie Jessica and Jason all head over to the FotS church. Jason has a run in with @SteveNewlinjr and say a few unsavory words. Jason comes to the realization that Steve actually sent Sarah in the first place.

Sookie makes her way to the FotS basement only to find a starving vamp and it's not @VampireBill. It is a young vampire named @NocturnalMarco. Needless to say Sookie is a helpin' soul and rescues Marco. They make their way up to the sanctuary where Sookie confronts Steve demanding to know where Bill is. Hookuh even gives him a laser hand job to da face.

Meanwhile all this is goin' on @JessicaHamby is holdin' guard out front of the church. Jessica is attacked by 12 LODI soldiers and Amanda Jayne. They messed wit da wrong impulse challenged virgin. She left a trail of dead LODI soldiers all da way to Sarah's hot tub.

Steve said the C word ta Sookie and Jason bein' the protectin' big brother hit him in the head with his gun knocking him unconscious there by destroyin' any chance to get more info. So they all hightailed it outta there and went back to the Carmilla

The very next night Sookie runs inta @EricNorthman and he asks her to mind read someone. She agrees but not wit out payment. Dats my hookuh get da green! She learns from @PussyLover_9 dat he was gettin' his V from me and reselling it to @BatWingMgr.

Sookie was hopin' @PussyLover_9 had a connection to da FotS whom she knows is responsible for Bill's capture.

This whole time @SteveNewlinjr has created a new vamp containment facility NPCF and a new protege @RobinHarsh. They are currently holding Bill in an unknown location.

Who helped the FotS capture Bill? Lorena, Eric, The Queen?

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Sep 28 / 7:26pm

Lafayette's Halloween Costume Guide

ok hookuh ya want ta be fabulous dis halloween well I'm here, yours truly ta tell yeah how. 

Easy Ideas!

  • Du-rag
  • Neck bling - big thick chains
  • Tight womens top, tank, mesh or sleeveless
  • Baggy jeans or cargo type shorts
  • Chunky studded or animal skin belt with bedazzled buckle
  • Lavender eye shadow with black lip and eyeliner
  • Big diamond earrings
  • Boots such as timberlands
  • Blood vials - Karo syrup and red food dye
  • Buri woven fan
  • Embroidered trucker hat - Ed Hardy type
  • Gold thong or jeans
  • Easy flow alcohol bottle with coffee mug - see photo below
  • Sleeveless jean jacket
  • White cook apron
  • Furry handcuffs
  • Tarot cards
  • Afghan
Lil' homie tellin' ya how ta tie ya du-rags

 

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Sep 21 / 9:05pm

But wait there's more...

Whats going on in the True Blood world? click the links and read these conversations.


God who forgives demands his cookies.

  1. http://www.quoteurl.com/wk9bg
  2. http://www.quoteurl.com/dzi55


Rescind or no rescind?

  1. http://www.quoteurl.com/tf5qa
  2. http://www.quoteurl.com/a4lrw
  3. http://www.quoteurl.com/rhzig
  4. http://www.quoteurl.com/gdl1w


Where's Bill?

  1. http://www.quoteurl.com/b25r3
  2. http://www.quoteurl.com/1g2n5

 

V-juice not from concentrate

  1. http://www.quoteurl.com/0eriv

 

It aint a virgin if it's bloody

  1. http://www.quoteurl.com/sg43n
  2. http://www.quoteurl.com/f6xx9


Liar liar vamps on fire

  1. http://www.quoteurl.com/7jsqa


Dirty Sheets Done Dirt Cheap

  1. http://www.quoteurl.com/9hva6
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Sep 13 / 10:29pm

True Blood Season 2 Ended Now What?

Are you bummed that season 2 is over? Well here are a few ideas to keep the V high going til season 3.

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Sep 8 / 2:52pm

Easy Way to follow True Blood Twitter Thursday

PeopleBrowser is a super easy way to follow our True Blood Twitter Thursday show.

  1. Log in with twitter username and password
  2. Close both open stacks
  3. Create a group
  4. Name group
  5. Type in usernames and hit enter to add to group
  6. Save group
  7. Click private group in side bar to reveal group, then click the group opening that group stack

To refresh click the refresh icon in upper left corner of stack. You can tweet from the box on top. As Sookie would say "easy peasy"

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Sep 6 / 12:31pm

Objects du Jour!

Bon Temps has run amok! Objects everywhere are coming to life.

I want to clarify how I will handle integrating the massive IOP into my RP.

I would never tell someone they should not create an RP account, whatever it is. Though me @KitchenBitch would never hold a conversation with my thong or my pizazz in a normal capacity. I would however use these objects as part of my tweets.

Examples:

"I'm diggin' through my drawers lookin' for @LafayettesThong"

"Time ta go to De Soto Pharmacy @LsCosmeticCase is gettin' empty"

"Eric can take @EricsLegs right up outta dis sexy muthuh fucker"

These objects in no way shape or form will control my RP. If you wish to do a story arc then please DM me and we can work it out.

Now where da hell is @LafayettesLashCurler  -.o

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Aug 24 / 12:14pm

Glamor Me Bill I'm Seeing Double?

I wanted to write a post on character doubles. There are a few and I'm sure they wont be the last. Why am I writing this? It's because we keep getting doubles who are rude to the people who have spent almost 9 months developing their twitter character.

There is no law saying you can't create a double. I however will not follow you or reply. Why? It's just too much work figuring out storylines when you have 5 doubles going in 10 directions. If you really want to join in then please choose a character that is not taken. Visit truebloodtwitter.net and check this list. If the character is taken then you might want to try somebody else or even create your own original. You can always DM @SookieBonTemps or me. If you want to do an original character we can help you choose one that will fit in.

Most RP's play book and True Blood storylines. So there are more characters to choose from than what you see in the TV show. Playing a leading character takes dedication. You have to remember multiple storylines. You must be proficient in Sookie-verse knowlege. It is a lot of fun but it's alot of work as well. I'm not deterring anyone from RP I'm just telling you people EXPECT you to "perform".

One of my favorite and truly fleshed out orginal True Blood RP's is Madeline Castille. This person is "living" in Bon Temps. Follow her to see how she does it.

Now on with the show!

 

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