Lets see where da hell are we?
Ok So @VampireBill was vamp napped and nobody knows where da hell he is. @SarahNewlin shows up at Merlotte's cryin' ta @jasonBT about a vamp @SteveNewlinjr has tied up in da FotS basement. Is da hookuh lyin'? Who knows but anybody wit hair dat big is hidin' somethin' and it aint her secret puddin' recipe.
So @jasonBT thought he was going to be the hero and drive @SarahNewlin back ta Dallas and free @VampireBill. I know da boy is lackin' IQ's fo' every inch but I didn't think he was that dumb. Our lil' mind reader over heard them and ran home snatched @JessicaHamby off a trucker and took they ass ta Dallas. So @SookieBonTemps and @JessicaHamby were in hot pursuit of @SarahNewlin and @jasonBT.
@SookieBonTemps texts @jasonBT tellin' him ta go to Carmilla Hotel and wait for her and they would make a plan at rescuin' @VampireBill. So Sookie Jessica and Jason all head over to the FotS church. Jason has a run in with @SteveNewlinjr and say a few unsavory words. Jason comes to the realization that Steve actually sent Sarah in the first place.
Sookie makes her way to the FotS basement only to find a starving vamp and it's not @VampireBill. It is a young vampire named @NocturnalMarco. Needless to say Sookie is a helpin' soul and rescues Marco. They make their way up to the sanctuary where Sookie confronts Steve demanding to know where Bill is. Hookuh even gives him a laser hand job to da face.
Meanwhile all this is goin' on @JessicaHamby is holdin' guard out front of the church. Jessica is attacked by 12 LODI soldiers and Amanda Jayne. They messed wit da wrong impulse challenged virgin. She left a trail of dead LODI soldiers all da way to Sarah's hot tub.
Steve said the C word ta Sookie and Jason bein' the protectin' big brother hit him in the head with his gun knocking him unconscious there by destroyin' any chance to get more info. So they all hightailed it outta there and went back to the Carmilla
The very next night Sookie runs inta @EricNorthman and he asks her to mind read someone. She agrees but not wit out payment. Dats my hookuh get da green! She learns from @PussyLover_9 dat he was gettin' his V from me and reselling it to @BatWingMgr.
Sookie was hopin' @PussyLover_9 had a connection to da FotS whom she knows is responsible for Bill's capture.
This whole time @SteveNewlinjr has created a new vamp containment facility NPCF and a new protege @RobinHarsh. They are currently holding Bill in an unknown location.
Who helped the FotS capture Bill? Lorena, Eric, The Queen?